Yall know I couldn’t get on here without responding to Faheem aka “chris” last blog about me.   Everybody saying that I’m the bullshitter, like I bullshitted him, I’m wrong for this, and I shouldn’t have did that.  Well look, I could care less about what you all think because there is 2 sides to every story and now listen to my side of the story and if you don’t believe what i’m about to say, Chanel can back me up on this because she was in on it too, actually she was the mastermind behind it all.

See last year around this time is when Chanel and Fah broke up.  For whatever reasons they broke….I don’t even know, or did i ever care, but see how my part came about in all this…..see I was the decoy.  Because when they had first broke up, Faheem was all depressed and whatever and was trying to get back with her, Chanel on the other hand was like naw, i can’t fuck with him because he still just want to be this same lil internet man whore that she fell for 3 years ago….ok so yahmean, i was called into the mix to be the decoy, my role was to come at fah online, leave him a few messages just to see where his head was at…ya know, just really to see if he’d fall and go for the bait….low and behold…well he took a bite on the hook and got caught!

I asked him was he single, he said yea and technically at he was cuz yahmean, he and Chanel had just broken up, but when i asked him if he had any kids he said yea, he got a son but him babymom don’t let him see him and she trying to take him to court.  That was lie # 1 and the first sympathy seeking story he told.  See Chanel never tried to keep him from seeing his son ever, and she was SHOCKED when reported that back to her because the have a very good unofficial joint-parenting system going on and he is very much involved in his sons life.  He also lied about alot stuff about him and her relationship.  Like he said that they were never in a relationship but she just wanted to have his baby, and he cared about her so he got her pregnant but regreted it afterwards cuz she was “crazy”.  When in all actuallity they both planned the pregnancy and he even bought her a ring, never proposed obviously but she say he “bought her a ring”…i duuno.

Oh wait, hold up I almost forgot  about the whole “Chris” thing, it was the name he used for all his internet pimping.  Yea thats what he told me his name was intially.  He lied about his name cause he claimed that he always wondered if Chanel would set him up on some fake profile shyt so being that his real name just stands out like a sore thumb, he went with Chris for an alias.  So that’s where that all came from.  But look, to make a long drawn out story short, once my role as the decoy was fullfilled and my task was accomplised…like i was done, I basically had no more rap for the dude.  I was there to do a job, the job was done so ….so was he, but in his mind….I was just the begining.  WRONG!  ……but don’t get me wrong, I did sorta catch feelings for him too but at that time I just could not meet him in person because altho he knew of me because of the simple fact he know Chanel and I had knew each other from when we were roomates at Lincoln, he never knew me by name but altho I was about 40lbs bigger back then ….he might’ve remembered my cute face so it was imparative that we didn’t meet in person and blow the cover.

But yes, i did develope feelings for the dude but I had to stand my ground and play my part for my girl.  Eventually earlier this year once they got back on better speaking terms she told him about the set-up,……he played it off like it was cool….mind you…she don’t know how deep him and I had gotten over time before we actually met in person.  To this day, he still has his moments when he calling me crying all in the phone and shyt “why you do me like that”, “did you ever really love me” and so fourth…..and I mean I never really been trying to hear that, but look….he got game too, he know what to say to me to get the pussy.  You know people say they have a “love hate” relationship…well me and his is a sex hate relationship, ….well naw I can’t even say that really cause sometimes like I said before, we are cool…as far as occasional fuck buddies can be….on a good day.  So there, I cleared the air,…ewww did you hear him tho…so pathatic right lol….

If Chanel only knew…….

TTYL,